Thursday, March 30, 2006

March 30, 2006 EZ Reacher

My wife Allyson rocks da muthafuckin house!

Because it's hard for my crippled body to grab far away things, she got me this awesome device called the EZ Reacher. Check it out: EZ Reacher.

However, one thing I've noticed is that, because its arm's so long, it's hard to drink a beer...

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On a much different note, our friends, Ric and Stevie, just came over with thier adopted kid Marrissa.

She so cute. She's proof that it's not genes that make a family; it's love.

P.S. Just so you know they're not a gay couple. Stevie is, in fact, a woman. She uses the nickname "Stevie" in place of her real name, "Steven".

2 comments:

Hilary said...

but what if you can't reach your EZ Reacher? What then? WHAT THEN??!!

Skullen said...

I just use my secret - don't tell - telepathic powers.

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