This is a "love post" to my wife.
See, I just love her so much. My goal is make other girls jealous because of how much I love her. Another goal I have is to make other husbands want to kill me because they can never measure up to my love for her.
See, even if I had secrets that could save the U.S. and there was a carbon monoxide leak. And we only had one gas mask. She'd get it.
Even though, by being alive, I could save all of you; kiss your life goodbye!
Why?
Because some asshole loves wife so much.
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