12-31-05

When I retire I'd like to live in a yurt. They're super cool. Check em out:
http://www.yurts.com/
http://www.coloradoyurt.com/yurts.htm
http://www.yurts-r-us.com

12-29-05

I can't wait to ride a bike again. I'd like to try the following: MU. It'll definitely show that I'm fully recovered.

12-13-05 Tattoos

I'm really looking forward to getting a tattoo. I'd like to ask my daughter if she'd draw whatever it is she'd like on my arm. I hope it'll be something like a flower or something.

Along those lines, I think that, instead of a married couple exchanging rings to signify that they're married; they should get something that they can't remove like a tattoo.

12-11-05 Art links

This girl takes pictures of sights we see in everyday life. But she presents them for what they are...ART.
http://www.magenta4ever.dk/urbanart/

12-04-05 last names

I've figured out a way to end patriarchy. When a couple gets married, have the husband take the woman's last name.

I'd gleefully take my wife's last name if we didn't have a child together. I say that because it'd be immensely confusing to the kid.

12-03-05 New DISorder

I thought you Coma Times readers would get a kick out of my following posting to the newsgroup ALT.ZINES:

Subject: New DISorder - new neo-new wave homoerotic glam-rock band.

Text: If you haven't already, check them out. Thier shows are fucking brutal. They often times play without wearing their typical ripped, tight stonewashed jeans. On these occasions people have been known to get black-and-blue from being hit by their enormously heavy cocks.

I'm really itching for an autograph from their lead singer, Deathnix 92. ButI have yet to get one. So if any of you zinesters see them, please try to get Dethnix's autograph for me.

I need my fix of DEATHNIX!!!,
Cullen

FYI - The name "New DISorder" was inspired by that excellent new wave band "New Order".

Check 'em out: New Order

12-02-05

Dear readers,

My perception of time is totally messed up. Stuff that happened two days ago blends in with stuff that happened two years ago!

10-29-05 fun times in brain damage group

I regularly go to a brain damage support rehabilitation group. It's supposed to help me. How?I really have no fucking idea.

For example, today I took kleenex out of the box it normally comes in, and put the kleenex in a larger box. Every time we fill up a larger box, we're supposed to mark it down.

I've figured out how it helps me! It helps me get really fuckin pissed! It helps me feel like a useless mentally-challenged bloke.

Before they get us going, they should explain why we're doing what we're doing.

But they don't because the kleenexes are probably being shipped off to help Neo-nazis and Klan members.

10-27-05

Yo. Yo. Yo, beeotches! Ah be doin da gardenin cross-ah-word puzzle in my cross-ah-word puzzle book. It be da muthafuckin' bomb diggity. When ah did it, ah be blown away like a muthafuck because ah dint know that gardens had muthafuckin stank ass HOES!

Peace out!

10-23-05

I don't know what it's called. It's not bestiality. It's not necrophilia. It's not pedophilia.

I've got the major hots for this cartoon character name yumi on Cartoon Network's show "Code Lyoko" .

She's, by far, the hottest cartoon charcter I've seen. Even beating out Roger Rabbit's woman Jessica [I think that's her name] .

Yumi seems sort of like a punk/indie rock/emo girl.

If you've never seen her, here's a link: YUMI.

Toonaphilia, maybe?

11-22-05

My daughter got this terrific book about - of all animals that girls dig - RATS!.

It's entitled, Rats, a complete introduction.

On page 21 there's a picture of dude holding his black and white rat over a bucket of water. It has the caption "If you shampoo your rat, be sure to thouroughly rinse off all lather afterward."

I'm absolutey blown away that, not only would somebody would give thier rat a bath, but also shampoo it!

If this book sounds appealing to, you check it out at:

rats.

10-19-05 Pumpkins in Keene, New Hampshire

I' m totally into watching the Travel Channel.

They just aired a piece about the "New Hampshire pumpkin festival." After seeing this, I totally want to go to the town where it's held. Keene, New Hampshire.

There are so many carved, and lit, pumpkins. WALLS of pumpkins!

The photo above is an example of a wall of pumpkins.

If you're intersted, here's the link to more photos: Keene.

10-18-05

It blows my mind that, not only did I know how to ride a two wheeled bike, but I also was good at skateboarding. For those in the "know", I could do kickflips, variels, no-complies, and heelflips.

Yet another website

Here's a link to an awesome biking website. The photos are terrific. The link: Steephill.

11-03-05

When I get my legs working again, I promised my sweet daughter that I'd go techno bowling with her.

For those that don't know what "techno bowling" is, it's like bowling in a nightclub with strobelights spinning around. Also with heavy "thump thump" dance music playing, too.

10-01-05

My daughter and I agree on three things re: my wife:
1. She's pretty.
2. She's nice.
and the most important one
3. She smells good.

10-29-05 BET

For some strange reason, my post-coma brain is totally into watching BET.

For those unhip, nerdy readers, BET stands for "Bully Eating Tacos".

Just kidding, nerds. It stands for "Black Entertainment Television".

I'm totally into this rap "artist" named Youngbloodz. He does this spectacular song called "Presidential". I've included the awesome lyrics in this post.

Presidential by Youngbloodz

Artist: YoungBloodz (Feat. Lil Jon and Sean Paul)Song: Presidential

Lyrics :

[Sean Paul] (Lil Jon)

Ya, yeah... (YEAH!)A-town is on again...A-town, A-town(YEAH!) A-town, yeahy'all kno how we do round this town...(WHAT?!)youngbloodz...lil jon...(OKAAAAY!)

choke dat fiend[dat fiend]...nawha mean[nawha mean]hat lean..clothes smell like green...[like green]and some white tees[white tees], and white briefs[white briefs]i buy bread, real G's get cheese...[get cheese]back to the streets(WHAT?!)back wit lil jon(WHAT?!)back for the A-town(YEAH!)reppin for the slums(YEAH!)put yo hood up, show a nigga where ya from and if they hate that, then get da job done...(HEY HEY HEY HEY)

what we ridin?[what we ridin?]big wheels(BIG WHEELS!)choppin hard[choppin hard]like Bill!(LIKE BILL!)what we drankin?[what we drankin?]dat patron[dat patron]keep the bottle poppin all night long...[night long](YEAH!)what we smokin?[what we smokin?]dat kush(DAT KUSH!)presidential shit....george bush..(GEORGE BUSH!)how we do it?[how we do it?]like dis(LIKE DIS!)get crunk big big big big big......

[J-bo]

16, imma give it ta ya rawtake it to ya ass, slap ya clean cross the jawnow where dey at? you want some?see, i dont think y'all really want nonesee, im back wit a whole new clipwit a badass chick, on some brand new shit now put em up...to the sky...ya get fucked, get drunk, get high shake em off, ya know what to dotake it to the flo, call out ya whole crewlike what? knuck if you bucksee we still dont give a damnand i never gave a fucksee im, big timin wrists stay blindin wit 4 or 5 freaks, and my pinky ring shinini stay grindin, and true to the streetsif you ever need to find me...then you know where we can meet....

(HEY HEY HEY HEY)what we ridin?[what we ridin?]big wheels(BIG WHEELS!)choppin hard[choppin hard]like Bill!(LIKE BILL!)what we drankin?[what we drankin?]dat patron[dat patron]keep the bottle poppin all night long...[night long](YEAH!)what we smokin?[what we smokin?]dat kush(DAT KUSH!)presidential shit....george bush..(GEORGE BUSH!)how we do it?[how we do it?]like dis(LIKE DIS!) get crunk big big big big big......

[Sean paul]i fill a big bank, and drank drankthats why i got a purpe sprite, and y'all ainti ride big rims, seein me is tallestso when ya step down, baby gurl dont fally'all niggas know the name, they call me Sean pauland i aint got no flowers to sell, breakin the lawniggas call me dope, cuz im hard and im rawcant call me dat fiend wasnt here to make ya coffinits always beside me, watch got diamondsi aint part timin, im full time grindinthe nigga wasn't shinin, live nigga blindinniggas wit da dimes in da whips that i be ridinand i dont pull em out, until the trunk beatand ya can see ya movie sittin in the back seatthey wild on the east, they live in these streetsso imma keep my piece sittin on the front seat...

what we ridin?[what we ridin?]big wheels(BIG WHEELS!)choppin hard[choppin hard]like Bill!(LIKE BILL!)what we drankin?[what we drankin?]dat patron[dat patron]keep the bottle poppin all night long...[night long](YEAH!)what we smokin?[what we smokin?]dat kush(DAT KUSH!)presidential shit....george bush..(GEORGE BUSH!)how we do it?[how we do it?]like dis(LIKE DIS!)get crunk big big big big big......

10-24-0

I just got done watching my wife and daughter take a bath.

Just watching them warms my heart.

My wife will put shampoo in her hair and let my daughter rub it in her hair. Then she'll let Veronica pour water over her head using a cup. My daughter absolutely loves it. Sometimes I'll make her happy by asking if I can smell mommy's hair. And I'll put my nose over the tub, take a deep breath, and let out a big "Mmmmmmmm!" as though it was the most fragrant thing I've ever smelled.

10-22-05

I swear to God, I did die. And now it's up to me to figure out whether I'm in heaven or hell. If it's heaven, fine. But if it's hell, I have to turn it into a heaven; not only for me but also for my daughter and wife.

10-18-05

I think I might write a series of journal entries covering the time while I was comatosed. Each entry will just what I thought might have happened.

It'll probably morph in to something sci fi.