Saturday, December 31, 2005


When I retire I'd like to live in a yurt. They're super cool. Check em out:

Thursday, December 29, 2005


I can't wait to ride a bike again. I'd like to try the following: MU. It'll definitely show that I'm fully recovered.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

12-13-05 Tattoos

I'm really looking forward to getting a tattoo. I'd like to ask my daughter if she'd draw whatever it is she'd like on my arm. I hope it'll be something like a flower or something.

Along those lines, I think that, instead of a married couple exchanging rings to signify that they're married; they should get something that they can't remove like a tattoo.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

12-11-05 Art links

This girl takes pictures of sights we see in everyday life. But she presents them for what they are...ART.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

12-04-05 last names

I've figured out a way to end patriarchy. When a couple gets married, have the husband take the woman's last name.

I'd gleefully take my wife's last name if we didn't have a child together. I say that because it'd be immensely confusing to the kid.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

12-03-05 New DISorder

I thought you Coma Times readers would get a kick out of my following posting to the newsgroup ALT.ZINES:

Subject: New DISorder - new neo-new wave homoerotic glam-rock band.

Text: If you haven't already, check them out. Thier shows are fucking brutal. They often times play without wearing their typical ripped, tight stonewashed jeans. On these occasions people have been known to get black-and-blue from being hit by their enormously heavy cocks.

I'm really itching for an autograph from their lead singer, Deathnix 92. ButI have yet to get one. So if any of you zinesters see them, please try to get Dethnix's autograph for me.

I need my fix of DEATHNIX!!!,

FYI - The name "New DISorder" was inspired by that excellent new wave band "New Order".

Check 'em out: New Order

Friday, December 02, 2005


Dear readers,

My perception of time is totally messed up. Stuff that happened two days ago blends in with stuff that happened two years ago!


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I'm a happily married 33 gentleman. My wife Allyson and I have an 11 year old daughter named Veronica.