10-29-05 fun times in brain damage group

I regularly go to a brain damage support rehabilitation group. It's supposed to help me. How?I really have no fucking idea.

For example, today I took kleenex out of the box it normally comes in, and put the kleenex in a larger box. Every time we fill up a larger box, we're supposed to mark it down.

I've figured out how it helps me! It helps me get really fuckin pissed! It helps me feel like a useless mentally-challenged bloke.

Before they get us going, they should explain why we're doing what we're doing.

But they don't because the kleenexes are probably being shipped off to help Neo-nazis and Klan members.

10-27-05

Yo. Yo. Yo, beeotches! Ah be doin da gardenin cross-ah-word puzzle in my cross-ah-word puzzle book. It be da muthafuckin' bomb diggity. When ah did it, ah be blown away like a muthafuck because ah dint know that gardens had muthafuckin stank ass HOES!

Peace out!

10-23-05

I don't know what it's called. It's not bestiality. It's not necrophilia. It's not pedophilia.

I've got the major hots for this cartoon character name yumi on Cartoon Network's show "Code Lyoko" .

She's, by far, the hottest cartoon charcter I've seen. Even beating out Roger Rabbit's woman Jessica [I think that's her name] .

Yumi seems sort of like a punk/indie rock/emo girl.

If you've never seen her, here's a link: YUMI.

Toonaphilia, maybe?

11-22-05

My daughter got this terrific book about - of all animals that girls dig - RATS!.

It's entitled, Rats, a complete introduction.

On page 21 there's a picture of dude holding his black and white rat over a bucket of water. It has the caption "If you shampoo your rat, be sure to thouroughly rinse off all lather afterward."

I'm absolutey blown away that, not only would somebody would give thier rat a bath, but also shampoo it!

If this book sounds appealing to, you check it out at:

rats.

10-19-05 Pumpkins in Keene, New Hampshire

I' m totally into watching the Travel Channel.

They just aired a piece about the "New Hampshire pumpkin festival." After seeing this, I totally want to go to the town where it's held. Keene, New Hampshire.

There are so many carved, and lit, pumpkins. WALLS of pumpkins!

The photo above is an example of a wall of pumpkins.

If you're intersted, here's the link to more photos: Keene.

10-18-05

It blows my mind that, not only did I know how to ride a two wheeled bike, but I also was good at skateboarding. For those in the "know", I could do kickflips, variels, no-complies, and heelflips.

Yet another website

Here's a link to an awesome biking website. The photos are terrific. The link: Steephill.

11-03-05

When I get my legs working again, I promised my sweet daughter that I'd go techno bowling with her.

For those that don't know what "techno bowling" is, it's like bowling in a nightclub with strobelights spinning around. Also with heavy "thump thump" dance music playing, too.

10-01-05

My daughter and I agree on three things re: my wife:
1. She's pretty.
2. She's nice.
and the most important one
3. She smells good.