Thursday, September 29, 2005

9-29-05 Harriet Carter post

Today I was lucky enough to get a "Harriet Carter" catalog in the mail. After reading it, I believe that - even though they don't have the last name - Harriet Carter is actually Lillian Vernon's sister.

Here are some of the things that made me drool in lust:

Eye-catching "Tree Face"- [The picture of a tree's trunk with plastic eyes, ears, and nose attached to it] [the catalog description] puts a friendly smile in your yard. Realistically rendered in textured "bark", this set of facial features is sure to charm all who pass by. Your "cheery" tree will become the talk of the neighborhood. Eyes, nose and mouth are each approx. 4" with attached hangers.
Horse Pillow - [A pillow with a horse on it, with the phrase "Life without horses... I don't think so!] [catalog description] Horse pillow will practically nuzzle upp too you! With warm brown eyes, dark mane, ands white markings on his nose, the horse on this lovely needlepoint-look pillow reminds us of horses we've all known and loved. Add the sentiment, "Life without horses, I don't think so ," and you've got the perfect horse-lover's gift!
Personalized Pet Monument - [a gravestone that reads "In memory of scooter. 1990-2003. Rest in peace.] [catalog description] Makes a lasting tribute to the one who gave you so much love and devotion. Use to mark pet's favorite spot in your yard or garden, where so many happy hours were spent. Name and years are engraved in this stone/resin plaque. Included ground stakes assure monument stays in place.
Prayer Pillow - [a little pillow with the phrase "A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel"] [catalog description] Brings comfort to both body and soul. Attractive pillow is sized just right to fit behind the small of the neck for instant support and relaxation.. Its warm and reassuring message will lift up and inspire all who read it. [Man, even I was inspired!]
[Beware, more to come]

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